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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Gimmie some head.

So I had to go to a head shop yesterday. Of course it would have helped if I had actually known where it was - but noooooo I can find anything on my own 'cause I'm cool like that.

I ended up asking directions not once, not twice but three times from strangers. One lovely car full 'o boys offered to escort me there personally - I politely declined. Going to shops of this nature always make me nervous, 'specially if I'm buying something that might lead a police officer to believe that I might be up to something sinister. Moi? "But people tell me all the time how I look so sweet and innocent Officer - my what a big gun you have."

This trip actually was to purchase a gift, but due to the nature of the gift I went ahead and bought something for myself that would surely distract any officer that might be looking through my packages for whatever reason. Let's just say I won't be missing Cuban Boy for a while. Very exciting stuff.

Back to the gift - I may be a tad bit naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia - as the guy was checking me out he said "Now of course you know that this one is edible - just be sure you chew it up very well."

Huh?? But it is glass?!?!?!? I've always been told that you can't eat glass.....

Maybe I was just confused by his words- maybe he was high. I have not hooked my computer up at the new house yet and there is no way in hell I’m gonna go looking up that information here at work. Somebody please explain.

7 Comments:

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

No idea. That's crazy talk!

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Shumpy said...

heh. I used to tell the girls to "gimme' head 'til I'm dead" what a way to go out...

I don't have a clue with the edible bong. I've never heard of such.

//sorry to hear the CubanBoy was a dumbass. Some people just don't realize what a good thing they've got until the eff it up.

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

ummm- it wasnt a bong per se, perhaps it might have been a pipe related to crack... it was a joke of sorts...

so yeah - i walked out of there with a crack pipe and a vibrator... that should have been the title of the post.

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger Saucy Monk said...

crack pipe and a vibrator. actually, i think i'll make that the name of my autobiography.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

I can't wait to see what your new search engine results are. "Head shop crack pipe vibrator."

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

so seriously nobody knows anything about the edible 'incense burner?' Nobody at all has ever heard of this?

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Omar Cruz said...

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