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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, July 15, 2005

Where is my FUCKING plastic knife!?!?!?!?!

I need my plastic knife RIGHT NOW.

Somebody bring me a shot (and a new job.)

7 Comments:

At 5:45 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Your day's going that well, huh?

 
At 6:03 PM, Anonymous corydallas said...

How about just a good licking?

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

working sucks!

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger aughra said...

how about some Xanax?

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Johnny said...

heyaaa good lookin

what you got cookin

hows about menage a trois
with meeeee

 
At 4:26 AM, Blogger katarina said...

Hey, sweetie, I was at a picnic yesterday and stole 5 plastic knives for you. I can get you the shot, but I can't help with the job.
Come Back!

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

where the hell is my comment from earlier?

andish- it was hellish!

Cory- ummmm.... well... yeah, sure.

funky- agreed!!'

augs- yes please!

johnny- 'k

katarina- you are so the best!!!!!

 

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