Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Monday, August 15, 2005

Bow down....

"So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo."

Yeah so it's my birthday and I'm not happy about it.

I did not follow through with my plans to stay in alone this weekend, but I bet you guessed that would happen.

Cuban Boy is in love and it's a pain in my ass.

There were several incidents this weekend that I must discuss but I have some things to get done first.

Enjoy your Monday.


At 6:58 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Happy Birthday! And don't worry it'll all be over in less than 24 hours.

I'd make it better with gifts, but I wouldn't know where to send them. I'll tell you what: I'll buy myself some gifts, then tell you how great they are.

At 7:32 AM, Blogger Storm said...

Happy Birthday.

At 7:56 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

Hey, look at it this way - it's really just another day - numbers are just talk...

"that's right, dahling, talk is useless.. it's just gobble gobble gobble gobble...."
-- Edna, The Incredibles

You are the youngest XX-year old in the world! And hey, you still haven't hit XX + 1, right? Besides, your pics say, "You look mahvelous, dahling..."

happy BURF-day!!

At 8:02 AM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it's great should blow off work. that always makes me feel better!

At 8:30 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...


At 9:11 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Birthday tribute to you on my blog.

At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 1:33 PM, Blogger Shumpy said...

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

to be sung by Weird Al

//I hope all your wishes come true.

At 4:11 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Happy Birthday. It is custom for the birthday girl to receive spankings, one for each year and "one to grow on." Since I'm in Vegas, some other lucky bastard will have to take my brilliant suggestion and run with it. Have a great day, young lady. I'm glad we've become blog buddies.

At 4:27 PM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

Happy Birthday, Steph!!
Do what I do, celebrate all month long and spend lots of money on yourself. :D

At 4:30 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

happy birthday steph! many hugs and kisses to my Texas wife. so sad i'm so far away!

At 4:37 AM, Blogger katarina said...

Happy Birthday Sweetie!
I'm so sorry. I had it planned to brag about you on my blog and I got too wrapped up in myself.
I love love love ya!
I hope it was fun.

At 9:56 PM, Blogger Ian said...

Happy 9th 21st!
Welcome to yer 30th year!


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