Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, August 26, 2005

Last night

A few Items of Note from last night...

First and foremost we all know I am a car girl, right? I like 'em, I know a little about 'em. Show me a luxury/exotic and I will damn near swoon.

Incidentally I saw one of these last night on my way to the bar. One of the only perks to living in North Dallas.

Anywho- so I go to have dinner at a semi-nice restaurant and this prick ends up sitting beside me and begins chatting me up. I am sooooooo not interested as he tells me he's in the 'music business.' Gag. So we get to talking about cars and he says that he gets a lot of tickets because his car is so fast and I naturally ask what he has. His response - a Lamborghini. OK slick- show it to me since you were unable to answer my basic model/spec questions that followed. I guess he thought I was an idiot because he points to an Acura NSX outside.

Seriously - I know the difference between a $ 80k car and a $350k car. Come come now. I was brutal. He deserved it. There is nothing wrong with owning the NSX (when you overlook the OBVIOUS need for a redesign- how many years has it been?) Why did he feel the need to lie? Whatever idiot.

I just became that much hotter to some of you boys huh?? I lost a lot of you girls too. :( Dammit.

OK- moving on.

The only other mentionables are that at the bar I hit afterwards had a one armed man (I sat next to him but we didn't talk) and an old Chinese guy who was wearing amber colored glasses in the dark. Now that is pimpin'. No seriously, I think he was a pimp. He said hi to me and I scurried away- no pimp for me thankyouverymuch.

Oh, and my Army boy is sweet. Damn him.

That is all- worst post ever. I will try to do better next time.


At 7:23 AM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

hahaha. I know nothing about cars but even I would have been able to spot the difference there.

Was he gonna just get you so lickered up that you couldn't make out the hood ornament or logos?

Quelle douche.

At 7:31 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

haha - she said lickered.

god I love you Polly.

At 8:33 AM, Blogger ~*Stephanie*~ said...

I know SOME things about cars well for a chick..
I bet that was funny as hell when you told him off..Camera where is the camera when you need one..

Thanks for my Rabbit compliment sweetie...

From Stephanie in Texas
To Stephanie in Texas


At 8:34 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

hehe.... god I love that rabbit.


At 8:51 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

1) What exactly did he do in the "music business"? Check coats?

2) Did he really think you wouldn't know the difference? Like maybe the missing logo? Cause Lamborghini is so subtle about their logos.

3) Always talk to old Chinese guys. They have some of the best stories. Seriously. I don't know why, they just do.

4) Still desperately trying to avoid the "nice, likable" boys, hum? Tsk, tsk. "No time for love, Dr. Jones."

At 9:05 AM, Blogger ago-go said...

so what did this dumb ass say when you said, "hey man, that's and Acura!"...did he try and convince you otherwise?

At 9:07 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

his response was - "Oh I have three cars, I just forgot which one I drove tonight."

What an assclown.

I left him to pay my tab. Fucker.

He claimed he was a producer... HA!! Men, when will they learn?

At 9:37 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

If he forgot which one he drove, that would be a whole other set of issues anyhow. He was fucked all the way around.

At 10:44 AM, Blogger ago-go said...

he forgot which one he drove? that is the fucking dumbest thing i've ever heard. andi's right, either way the man has problems.

At 8:42 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

What a bag-a-la-douche. I wish I were so cool... I mean, to need a car to flash to become cool... and then have to lie about it. He probably wets his bed, too.

And how many dozens of wedding proposals got fired off to you since you know something about cars? (oh, and are hot?)

You slay me... wish I could follow you around and document your life!

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

not one proposal - isnt that a shame??

I am looking for a cameraman...

which reminds me of a story.

Tall Boy and his young cousin were over Sat afternoon and we were talking about porn (naturally) and I said "Well nothing you have could be as good as mine that I showed you."

The cousin misunderstood and asked how many porns I had done and could he have an autographed copy of one. Gah!!! I jsut meant my new fancy porn I bought a few weeks ago that has the girl in it that I am in love with.

Ahhhh- such is life...

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Sam said...

OMG, so lame. My kid teaches me about cars, and the NSX is so not that hot and does need a redesign.
PS They are coming out with a redesign the kid says, but not enough to satisfy him.


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