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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

O. My. gawd.

I think this should stay at the top for a little while...

8/8/05

He said the following to me while in bed this morning at 2 am...

"Let me tell you two things that will make this whole thing (our relationship) a lot easier in the long run. First, you really need to do what I tell you to..."

He was fucking serious.

HE WAS SERIOUS.

Holy. Shit.

I was even more stunned than you are.

And then he pinned me down to MY bed and wouldn't let me up when I tried to express my dismay at his audacity and proceeded to tell me that although he thinks I am very intelligent, he still believes that he is smarter by far.

You can expect a rant the likes of which you have never seen from me about this when I have the energy later today.

24 Comments:

At 7:30 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

HOLY FUCK!!!!! Did you tear his nuts off first??? Please tell me you tore his nuts off first. I have to scrape my jaw off the floor now.

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

Oh my Jesus. To the currrrrb with him!

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

All I can say is "WOW."

2 questions:
1.) Does he know what a eunuch is?
2.) Is he trying to become one?

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

Ummm...speechless...and a little concerned (pulling jaw off the floor)

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger ago-go said...

who the FUCK does he think he is? that is so fucking disrespectful. i am so coming right down there to kick his ass....what's the fucker's address?

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Storm said...

WTF is that about? Glad to hear you kicked him out.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Osbasso said...

Is/was this Mr. Non-IT Guy?

Good God, it's been forever for me, but I still remember not to do that!

 
At 10:06 AM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
If the second thing wasn't "I demand that you treat me like your man whore for as long you like and then throw me away when you're done with me." Then I'm with andi, give him a nutectomy post haste.
I'm assuming this was Non-IT boy, cause I can't see this from Stephy-whipped Cuban boy.

 
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At 10:45 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

Well, guess he showed you. Did the door hit him in the ass on his way out?

Hope so.

Hard.

With a spiked doorknob.


and... was the previous comment blog-spam?

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

a- I really really wanted to, but the whole o-so-manly pinning me down under his weight prevented it. I have bruises on my arms from his fingers. WTF.

Polly - he has been kicked there.

stairwell- I know!! I'm sure he knows the meaning of the word seeing as how he is so smart and all..... bastard.

funky- I am a little concerned as well. I might have Mr. Almost 7 Feet Tall waiting inside my apartment when he comes to get his things.

ago-go- kick away!!! Please, please do...

store - I have no idea... apparently he was born in the wrong generation.

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Os- yes... I am still so very stunned.

Girl - he didn't get a chance to present his second point :) I can only imagine what it was... "and you are no longer to wear shoes and you had better hope you get pregnant soon" perhaps?

wop - I wish it had... I don't think he 'gets it' fully yet. And yes that was spam. Fuckers.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Other Brother said...

what an ass. you need a good rebound fuck. hint-hint

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Shumpy said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

Ok, besides a stunner for a line that is just so ridiculous that it is funny.

He was serious about that???

Jackass.

I wouldn't even let him in. You should have the stuff boxed and waiting for him.

//you know he's going to come back and say he was kidding, right?

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

other - :) hmmmm....

shumpy- yep, I fully expect that. Not acceptable.

 
At 4:25 AM, Blogger katarina said...

I'm in utter shock right now. I can't believe it.

Oh, sweetie. I'm sorry.

I do agree with shump. Put everything outside. Don't even think of letting him in. If he gives you shit from outside, call the cops.

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger AMS said...

Fuck!!!! you have wasted enough time on that tranny nanny. Next!

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

I agree with the shumpster - pack his shit up (with reckless abandon, that's key to your joy in the process), be ready to change your locks (if necessary), have him call before he shows up (and if he doesn't, either don't answer or be gone), and when he gets there, leave it out in front of your door with a nice little note saying,

"Let me tell you two things that will make this whole thing (the end of this relationship) a lot easier in the long run. First, you need to pick up this box and go away and stay there. Second, Fuck off."

Keep your pepper spray/ pistol/ shotgun/ axe/ cleaver/ sword/ other weapon of choice handy... just in case, and the phone - 911. Never can tell with them quiet ones, they seem to tend towards the ridiculous...

Best of luck!

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Wop has a point. This could be the time for your rifle(s).

 
At 4:42 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Let's make castinets of his testicles, shall we?

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Fuck him. Drop kick the bastard, knee him in the balls and tell him WE ALL KNOW WHO'S THE SMARTEST.

You don't need a bastard like that. Fuck him.

Grrr...now I am SERIOUSLY pissed, Steph. Let me at 'em...

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Fuck his best friend. That'll show him.

Okay, I'm not serious.

Well, maybe. Just a little.

 
At 6:21 AM, Blogger Johnny said...

LOL.

good times.

 
At 6:41 AM, Blogger Blog ho said...

lose the creep.

 

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