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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Oh and did you know....

That they will not let two women go back into one of those little rooms at the porn store together? We asked.

I would have thought that those kind of things would be encouraged.

13 Comments:

At 2:17 PM, Blogger Osbasso said...

You're kidding.... Do they allow single women back there? I would think that would be less desirable.

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Encouraged??? That would cause more problems than it's worth. It probably causes enough issues with two women entering the store at all. Mass hysteria would break out if they were let back there!!

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger Storm said...

What? Why wouldn't they allow that?

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

I don't think they do allow women to go back there alone either. Dammit.

encouraged? how could two hot girls emerging from the back together be a bad thing??? ;) Especially if they are having to reapply their lip gloss as they leave...

Storm- I think they are afraid of prostitution...

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

you would think so...

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Well, in addition to being your personal assistant, I guess when I move to Dallas I'll have to operate a porn store as well. What a stupid rule. Cameras will prevent prostitution and shoplifting.

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

hmmm, would you WANT to go back there, alone or with someone else? You thought the used condom was gross,can you imagine the specimen crawling around back there?

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger aughra said...

You need to write a strongly worded letter, or pershaps get signs and start protesting.

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

funky- here's a story for ya'.

I've been back in one of those rooms twice - both times with my ex bf. I refused to touch ANYTHING with any part of my body - not the door handle (yuck) not the couch- nada. Anywho, I did my thing to him (he was standing I was crouching 'cause I'm nice like that) and when he finished I went to freshen my lip gloss and I dropped it. I DROPPED MY TUBE of Lancome on the floor. There was no way I was going to retreive it, so we immediately went to the mall so he could shell out the $27 to replace it.

And now we all know a little too much about Stephanie.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

ooohh! I shivered when I got to the 'dropped my gloss on the floor' part!

and yes, you are very nice indeed!

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger art said...

Perhaps 3 women?

 
At 11:43 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

bee- I know, I know.

Art- if they were smart they would.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger art said...

if i owned one I would only let girls in the rooms! :)

 

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