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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Monday, August 29, 2005

Who's your sugar mama?

I am.

Hey E, who is the best friend ever? Hmmmm?

I just ordered this for you...

Rarrrrrrr.....

'Cause I'm cool like that.

10 Comments:

At 1:52 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

That is pretty damn cool. But I am still in the running for best friend ever because I stopped on that Sex with Sue show last night. She was listing the top ten vibrators. I immediately ordered three for us to test drive.

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

for real? cause if thats true then... damn.

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

very very cool shirt! i like the "i bring nothing to table" one.

...sex with sue is pretty funny, she's been a Canadian staple since i was 10! and i hope you girls already own the magic wand.

 
At 2:01 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

yup, honest american indian. And I used the porn credit card, as if I would use anything else.

I am refusing to work today because my neck hurts and it is not from slamming some young man in my bed, so it just hurts.

I want to go home.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

what is this magic wand of which you speak go-go?????

Holy crap E, how long 'til they come in??????? Shall we have a party when they do? I am going to have to get a bigger box 'o filth!!!!

have I mentioned that I now own 8 DVD porns? that might be too much for a single girl- but the good news is I only purchased one of them, the rest are possession ownerships.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger Pirate said...

I would make a better judge then a contestant. Prefer lesbians over hot chicks anyway. Already married and could careless about some chick's nails.

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

you've never heard of the hitachi magic wand? it's the cadillac of vibrators and all the big sex-perts recommend it, particularly for women who have never had orgasms...so i imagine it'd make you come in a matter of seconds! it's pretty big though and you have to plug it in.

check it out:

http://www.bettydodson.com/vibhowtouse.htm

http://www.mybodyvibes.com/sex_toy_reviews/bv163review.html

http://www.libida.com/content/shop/toys/item.php?product_id=1037

fuck, i sound like blog spam! :o)

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

damn- one that plugs in is ahrd core.

I shall check it out for sure!!!!

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger katarina said...

That's excellent. Love it!
Sue is hyterical. The first time I ran across her show, I almost shit my pants. Some old woman talking about spitting vs swollowing and deep penetration of the anus... does a body good.

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

it does a body good? really? ;) she creeps me out!!!

 

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