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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Bah.

Nothing to see here - move along now.

I will pay one of you to listen to the voice mails that await me from Cuban Boy and Army Boy.

Avoidance isn't a bad thing, right?

15 Comments:

At 8:05 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

What's the pay rate? I think you should just get a new phone number.

When brutal honesty isn't working, avoidance is the next best thing (short of moving out of the country).

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Osbasso said...

Make Audioposts out of them so we can all hear them, then we can help you with solutions!

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Steph said...

Boys are dense. Give me their numbers. I'll make things crystal clear. The threat of cutting dicks off seems to work

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger ago-go said...

damn, stairwell beat me to it...i'll check your messages hon, i could really use the money!

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Sam said...

I'll listen. Although the audiopost solution from Osbasso is a great idea. Oh, and I'll do it for free. 'Cause I'm a cheap slut like that.

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Sheets said...

Hmmm..... can we return the messages? Change your message and use their names... throw in a couple extra... and tell them ALL to never call again...

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Mike said...

wanna scare 'em away?...tell 'em you're a scientologist...

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Ruben said...

Now why are we avoiding listening to their voice mails again? OH! and will you be paying by cash, check or charge?

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

You can erase messages without listening.

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger katarina said...

Avoidence can be a very good thing. Leave an outgoing message that says you've left town for a week. That'll put them at bay for awhile.
I screen my calls. I have to.

 
At 4:57 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Steph-

I'm actually excited to hear them. I'll kill a small useless man to hear them. It's like a Klondike bar for me.

-Tim

P.S. I'm pissing off sixteen-year-olds about their blanket political ideals that they steal from other people. I'm not loved right now.

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Avoidance is the only thing that gets me through life, honey. Avoidance (and denial) are good things.

 
At 7:33 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Avoid like a champ. I'll listen free just so I can laugh at them.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

stair- pay in sexual favors (its all ive got right now)

Os- I deleted them, but next time I get a crazy one I will post for sure!!!!! Sounds fun (laughing at their pain)

Steph- I just might have to do that!

gogo- next time for sure!!

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

sam- its not very often we get to write 'cause im a cheap slut like that' is it? :)

might- that would be funny as hell!!!!

mike - that would do it I dare say

ruben - because they are psycho (and payment rendered in sexual favors)

your- done (where is the snark?)

kat- do tell!

tim- a small useless man? Tom Cruise perhaps? I shall consider your offer.


non- avoidance, denial and vodka for me.

Andish - im considering the audio post!

 

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