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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Date night - yea me.

The date with Army boy is looming over me like a used car salesman over a busty single woman on a hot day (I just couldn't come up with anything clever- sorry.)

I am quivering in my under-roos. OK- so I don't have under-roos but boy if they made 'em in my size I would be all over them. Easily distracted - me??? Never!!

We are meeting at 7:30 in a city that is a nice halfway point (we live at least 30 minutes away from each other.) The site - a well lit Mexican restaurant. The plan - load up on free booze (top shelf of course) and then dump his ass on the way to the door. The goal- not to be hacked into a million pieces and fed to the seagulls.

A lofty goal I know...

So Pixel is mulling over the idea of us getting naked to raise money for the relief effort. None of this one nipple crap- I think she's serious. Are you E/Pixel?

Do any of you have any thoughts on the subject???

20 Comments:

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Good luck tonight. If it gets creepy, ask the bartender to walk you out (I used to do this all the time in college - walk women to their cars, not be creepy).

I bet you could raise at least $5. ;)

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

awwwww.....

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Steph-

Not too late to back out. Just call his ass creepy over the phone and run.

-Tim

P.S. Do you take PayPal?
P.P.S. Could you name it something innocent? All I need is "Tits4Relief" on my credit card statement...

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Well, I'd like to see it. Does this count as a thought on the subject?

Hope your date goes well.

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Osbasso said...

Will we get to see your face?

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous mikey said...

dude. Garanimals kick Underoo ass.

getting naked for charity? always a good idea.

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

Steph - be careful tonight.

naked for relief $? I'm in! I'll join the efforts if it will help raise mullah! although I'm certain you and E would do just fine on your own!!

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

I'd bet people would pay to see a middle-aged guy from Vegas (me) have a fatal heart attack as two beautiful young ladies stood naked in front of him.

Yes, I'm willing to die for the cause.

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, youre off to whore up some cheap piss, knowing youre not serious about the guy who may or may not be psycho... and then you women have the nerve to complain about men. Youre beyond pathetic

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger aughra said...

Wow, if I went naked I'd be tempted to keep the cash for myself.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger Osbasso said...

Ooh--who was that asshole?

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Os-

I don't know, but I simply love that everyone named "Anonymous" is an asshole. You rarely see assholes named "Tina" or "Greg."

-Tim

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

You know what's pathetic? When some cowardly mantwat doesn't have the GRAPES to sign his name to his fuckbrain comment. Oh, and when you write the word "you're", include the apostrophe, you uneducated piece of human garbage.

 
At 4:09 AM, Blogger katarina said...

I love underoos!! I had Wonder Woman when I was little. I wish I could still fit into them.

I hope you're still alive. I'd miss you. I hope you post before Monday to let us know that you're okay.

I'm surprised that you let the anon commenters post.
Go scold your own children and let people live their lives. Fucker.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger art said...

Here in Tampa for the holidays we have toys for tits. Count me in

 
At 6:50 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

memphis- yes, yes it does.

Os- maybe, maybe not.

Mikey- O gawd I forgot about garanimals!!!!!!! You are correct!

Funky- based on your HNT submissions I bet you could raise a ton 'o cash!

Your - hehe!

anon - ummmm- ok. And you wonder why we complain about you men? If you would have taken the time to read my thoughts on the situation you would have seen that I was interested in him until it became apparent that he was insane. The point of going out with him last night was to avoid getting my head chopped off, etc. Ummmm, you aren't in the Army by chance are you????

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

augs- I hear ya, but this is a good cause!

Os- who knows, just another lonely psycho

Tim- assholes indeed!

Your- yeah, what you said!

Kat- I remember getting the Wonder Woman's for x-mas the year I was 5. How I miss them so - remember how soft they were?

I allow anon posters because these fuckwits amuse me. They are pussies for not signing their names and therefore their opinions are discounted to nothing. ;)

 
At 9:09 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

I am completly serious. We could auction off pictures, starting with some sedate stuff and moving to the racy stuff the higher the number. I am all for it. I think it will raise money. I have to do somethine, right. Eventually, everything but faces. They could even, for the right price, request certain shots.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Beware the requests. You could get some real sick suggestions if you open it up too far.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger wopanese said...

I can help you set up a paypal account and everything...

I can set up a nice website for you..

and I both take and edit video semi-professionally and would love to volunteer my efforts in this noble cause...

if only to get the chance to do that whole short term documentary of le Princess...

 

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