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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Here's your proof

That somebody importatnt hates me.

Last night I'm trying to be good and do the alone thing and I went to dinner and had a little glass of beer and begin to head home.

I get out to my Jeep and there is no power - none at all.

I call my handy rescuce service and sit down on the curb to wait for them (see, I didn't even go back in and bitch about it at the bar.)

So I'm sitting there minding my own business when up walks Theology Boy. Remember him? Mr "things would be a lot easier if you did what I tell you"- does that ring a bell? He asks what's up and I tell him things are under control and he scoffed at me.

The man scoffed at me as I was sitting it my heals and skirt on the curb in a dark parking lot.

Whatever.

So the roadside assistance gets it started and I get home just as the lights are beginning to flicker- I coasted into a parking spot at my complex (thank goodness for that.)

I waited 2 hours for the tow truck this morning to take me to the dealership, and as I was getting out of said tow truck my heal got caught and I busted the hell out of my knee on the asphalt. Blood is sexy, no? I hope so.

And now I'm at work.

Sucks.

Where is my flask?

19 Comments:

At 10:16 AM, Blogger Kat's Nine Lives said...

Steph -

I happened across you're blog one day and found it to be quite entertaining. Just wanted to say that I hope your knee gets better soon. That's a bitch. Didn't mess up the heels, did ya?

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

thanks!! I hope so too - my knees need to be in tip top shape at all times.... Ill leave it at that.

Yeah, the heal is scratched and I wont wear it again.

sigh

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Kat's Nine Lives said...

Steph -

If you're ever bored....

http://yourstrulykat.blogspot.com/

I hear a few beers works wonders on knee scrapes.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

I'm sorry about your knee. Is it really tore up or just bruised nicely?

How's the car? Just needed a battery I hope. Did it fall under the warranty?

TB is an ass. We knew that already.

I'll do you one better. Skip the flask; I got a whole bottle.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger AMS said...

sucky alright

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Where's my flask... classic.

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Kat- Ill check it out!

Stair- I have an extended warranty but I'm hoping its just the battery cables or the alternator. We shall see. Please bring the bottle to me, as I have no car. :(

ams- indeed. still bleeding, we have no first aid kit here at work.


lightning - i end up saying it a lot!

w.v.- snwasosb

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

Ugh! That blows. We are having some of the same technical difficulties lately, no? Let's get drunk.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

drunk = good.

my time has come. i will be going to the store and buying 2 bottles of Mondoro champagne after work and will consume them at the apt tonight. you are all invited to join if you can find me.

(i will be the one stumbling along trying to walk the wild siberian husky.)

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

aww that is shitty! Car problems are the worst. Hope your knee is better

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

o gawd i cant go to the liq store 'cause i dont have a car.

dammit.

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Are you depressed or celebrating? And you never want to drink two bottles of champagne in one night..I'm speaking from experience. It's just ends badly.

 
At 2:22 PM, Anonymous mikey said...

wait. some dude you know from before saw you there, and didn't even offer to keep you company while you waited or something? sheesh.

not that you'd take it, but damn, if i knew (like, have personally talked to before) someone waiting outside for roadside assistance (that's already been called), the least i'd do is offer to keep the person company until help arrives. you know, that whole "make sure everything goes right" thing. is that weird of me?

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Mikey- not weird at all, but seeing as how he left bruises on my arms in an attempt to keep me from getting out of my own bed, I'm kinda glad he just left.

Stair- depressed. I can handle two, believe me. If any of you get any drunk dials blame it on the champagne. Anywho the point is moot because the liq store is the opposite way from home adn it looks like I'm not getting my car today. Bastards.

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous mikey said...

ah. i didn't know the history. perhaps you should have a little "starter" page for people who are new here? shit, i'm having a hard enough time trying to keep up with the guys i've seen you mention...

eh, who am i kidding? i just come here for the nipple pics.

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger wopanese said...

Get some unholy water and throw it on him... that oughta protect you...

Then play "Stairway to Freebird" on your car stereo, assuming it's running again, at 11...

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger katarina said...

Was it late? You should've gone inside to wait. I worry about you Miss Stephanie.
Had you kneed TB in the groin, I think this post would've been a lot more cheerful.
Be careful if you do end up drinking that much. I'd say, "Don't drink and drive" but...
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
You know how hand models wear gloves all the time to protect their hands? You should wear knee pads.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger art said...

you can borrow mine :P

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

mikey- that is a good reason to come here!!!

Wop- ummmmmm- I dont get it. Stairway to Freebird?

Kat- it wasnt too late- only like 10, and I was so full and didnt want to drink anymore or sit there and have the creepy old man at the bar talk to me. I was safe (for the most part.)

Ummmmm- I'm trying not to believe that the health of my knees has anything to do with my occupational success....

Art- please tell me it is full of single barrel whiskey goodness...

 

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