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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

I knew

It was going to be bad. For some reason I knew.

That's why I have been making excuses for the past 2 months. I'm sick, yes it's that time again, I'm too busy......

I was right.

Excellent foreplay, but we all know that's not what I'm interested in.

He made me a three course dinner, there was wine, candles and some guy named Jacob for a bit who is a cage fighter - anyway. The bed was made people - things were planned.










So as you can see the man made an effort.

Then he couldn't stay hard.

Now I know it's not me- nobody has ever had this problem in the past. You don't have to tell me it's not me. I know.

How is it that I knew going in to this that it wouldn't be good? Next time I shall pay attention to my instincts.

This is a very interesting article about New Orleans

19 Comments:

At 6:46 AM, Blogger art said...

how sad

 
At 6:55 AM, Blogger AMS said...

oh - maybe he was just nervous

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Too bad. I was really hoping the guy would be good since he was trying so hard. Guess your instincts were correct. Any possibility he gets a second chance?

 
At 7:22 AM, Blogger Trevor said...

That is funny in a very sad way. Maybe he wasn't expecting to get any that night and had, um, a 'personal moment' before the date? You know, to relieve some tension before hand (no pun intended). And then when the time came around to perform, he wasn't recharged yet.

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

art- agreed.

ams - most likely. I will give him another chance. And its not like I didn't get mine...... ;)

Stair - I will let him try again soon Im sure...

Trevor- Im guessing with all of the setup he had an inkling of what was going to happen. I pretty much promised him via text message over the weekend, Im sure he was just nervous.

I bet he didnt have something similar to the practice run that I did last week with Paul......

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger stone said...

yeah well, when you point at his wang and laugh hysterically... no wonder.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Steph said...

That is no good at all. The poor guy was probably nervous. He went through all that trouble and he probably psyched himself out. Lightweight :P Better luck next time

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Mike said...

...don't they have drugs for that now?

 
At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steph,
This happens to MOST men at some time in their lives. I had a similar problem when I first met my wife. To her credit she stuck it out, the problem resolved itself shortly and as the saying goes....we have lived happily ever after (8 years this October). Give the poor guy a chance, he is probably suffering from performance anxiety. Trust me, he probably feels like a failure and rejection (or lack of understanding) could/would make it worse. To think what I would have lost if my wife was a leetle less understanding makes me weak in the knees. I chose to do this anonymously (i know, chicken) but I have folks that I know reading my blog and this is more information than they need....

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger PusBoy said...

Any chance this guy is the 40-year-old virgin, and went in his pants pre-coitis?

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

Give it up for female intuition. We may not be able to pee standing up, but damn we rock. But I am not completly lacking in a heart, I'll jump on the give-him-a-second-chance bandwagon. Then, ditch 'em.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Don't allow for a 3-peat. If it don't work twice, it won't suffice.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

was this EB? you haven't put my "dumb-ago-go" list up on the side yet. was dinner good at least?

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Sam said...

OMG. Sucks for him.

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Shumpy said...

man, that fucking blows (& not in that good spanky way).
All that build-up then... nothing.

from one guy to the princess, don't bring up the bad ending again. I hate to see a repeat.


//never happened to me

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger petrow said...

i wish I could give u some feed back , but i have never lived in the vally of the flacid penis, so i have nothing , hehehehehe

maybe it was the wine....

 
At 4:05 AM, Blogger katarina said...

Awww, shit happens.
Listen to all of these "manly men", never happened to me before. I'm sure it did.

 
At 5:09 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Crap! I was hoping he'd knock your socks off. Literally.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

Could it be his confidence was flagging due to worry that he might not... measure up to your high standards?

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