Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, September 09, 2005

I'm just kickin' puppies here..... nothing abnormal.

I'm a little bit shocked the whole world didn't shudder and shake at noon today.

I bought diapers for the first time in my life.

Diapers I tell you. And those wipey things. Lot's of them. I'm like a wipey thing goddess.

The Family Dollar by my work has Huggies on CLEARANCE. Clearance I tell you. I suppose since I have them lying around and all now I will give them to the shelter for those sweet little monsters who have no home. (Live in Dallas and want to know where? I can provide that information- just email me.)

Gag - I'm going to have to kick a puppy or something to redeem myself. (OK- we all know I won't kick a puppy, right? A man maybe, but never a puppy.)

Do what you can.


At 11:57 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

It did. You just weren't paying attention.

I wouldn't know what the clearance price of Huggies should be. You sure you didn't get hosed? ;)

You have an email address?!?! Crap and here I am just filling up your comments on a daily basis.

Hit Wal-Mart too. I hit a school supply sale last night. Made out like a bandit.

At 12:02 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

oh- I don't 'do' Wal-Mart (unless it's 4 am and it's filled with strippers.) Good for you however!!!

My email address is on my profile (I think.) I like my comments to be filled - a comment whore I am.

I'm pretty sure, I had the regular priced ones in my hands at first, but I dropped them as soon as I feasted my eyes on that clearance table.

At 12:24 PM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

I am laughing and laughing and laughing at those t-shirts. I know that was 4 posts ago - so sure me...

But seriously: I taught your boyfriend that thing you like. Dammit!!

At 12:31 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

oh yeah, that profile thing. You'd think I'd have this blog thing down by now...

My brain has ceased to function today. Sorry.

At 4:34 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Steph, Yoda asked me to give you a message: "Hot are you."

At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The date with Army boy is looming over me like a used car salesman over a busty single woman on a hot day (I just couldn't come up with anything clever- sorry.)

I am a used car salesman and let me tell you princess, she doesn't have to be single, if the husbands there I don't care I'm going to take a good look. Come on you wouldn't wear a low cut top, or leave that button open if you didn't want me to look. Give me a break. I look at them beacause you want and expect me to. So what.

Your a good writer, almost good enough for Sassy ( magazine ).

At 9:38 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

please kick boys not puppies...maybe kick a used car salesman...he he

At 8:45 AM, Blogger Steph said...

Kick balls, not puppies

At 3:02 PM, Blogger katarina said...

How did it feel buying diapers and "wipey things"? Made you downright giddy, didn't it? Next it'll be bibs and bottles for your hope chest. Maybe you can name your "sweet little monster" Kat, or Yoda. Maybe Todd, or Tim. Or Polly or Shumpy. No, not Shumpy.

You know you wanna.

At 5:07 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Good for you! I donated to help the animals (not the animals out shooting people, the actual animal animals) - every bit helps!

At 11:57 PM, Blogger AMS said...

you must have a seriously bad shopping problem if you felt you had to buy those diapers!

At 7:56 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

your- and I appreciate that message!

rd- get away from my page. no seriously - go away.

funky- my thoughts exactly!

steph- used car sleazemen's balls?

kat- curses on you!!! what the hell? you've lost your damn mind! *kisses* anyway.

non- indeed.

ams- have you seen the pics? we are surrounded by displaced families in Texas...

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