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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Nobody wants to fuck a sicko

I'm back sans snark.

This cold is kicking my ass.

I stayed home yesterday and watched Be Cool and Layer Cake. I liked them both, I must have been sick - that never happens. I shall blame it on copious amounts of NyQuil (oh how I love thee - sweet nectar that brings me sleep and fucked up dreams about sex with some random cops.) Anywho, go get Layer Cake- I think you will like it. Those crazy Brits.

I went over to EB's house last night. The man lives in a hovel. A hovel I say. He at least makes an effort to keep it clean, but his entire apartment could fit into my living/dining rooms. Poor thing. He still hasn't been invited to my house yet- I don't know why.

Still no sex. He asked, again, but I blamed my illness this time. Nobody wants to fuck a sicko, right? Wrong. Sick is the new well, and is very sexy apparently.

Cuban Boy called while I was there, he told me he was going to stop by my house in a little while. I let him know that I was not home and that I was curled up on a couch with another man - didn't we discuss this over the weekend? Fucking freaks.

EB was kind enough to watch Nip/Tuck with me. I love that show more than life itself. It is my only tv obsession. I need to get naked with Kimber.

That is all.

Send provisions (in the form of gifts from my wishlist on my profile.)


At 7:27 AM, Blogger Clint said...

Be Cool cracked me up...haven't seen Layer Cake...movies sound alright for tonight...I want to see the Longest Yard and Fever Pitch though...if they aren't in I'll grab Layer Cake.

My wife swears you can spread colds through fucking even if you don't kiss...who knows? I guess it sounds better than if she just uses the old headache line.

At 8:16 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Not a huge fan of Be Cool. A little too self-referential for my tastes. I heard Layer Cake was good. Need to get that one.

No way you get Kimber outright. We'll have to draw straws or something.

You and your crazy men. How dense is CB? What does he need a rejection letter, signed and notorized?

Provisions, eh? Will they make you better?

At 9:13 AM, Blogger AMS said...

i have a good few of the CD's on your wish list - i could burn em and send them to you if it would make you feel better

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

For some reason when I got home, CB was at my house. I ignored him for a while. He tried to convince that getting the tattoo ``La vida loco'' was unique.

As I was leaving, he started to ask me for a ride home. Being that I am evil, I pretended not to hear.

At 10:47 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

clint- it does sound better indeed!

stair- perhaps I will have to share her with her new toy.... you had to watch to see who. Rarrrrrrr. Provisions will make me better!!!!

Ams- send away!

Pixel- dear gawd he is an idiot. I told him I was with another guy and he still tried to keep me on the phone. Grrrrrrr.

When he said "I've been thinking about you a lot" on Saturday night I wanted to claw his eyes out. He was sitting on the edge of your bed, I had to supress the urge to kick him to the floor. I told him he could talk to me for 3 minutes and then kicked him out.... what a fucking tool.

At 11:16 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

I'll drink to your health tonight!

And didn't you know that men don't require you to be 100% healthy for sex. They just need you to be present. They don't really even need you to pay attention, sometimes. You don't require money or furniture or clothing or limbs or pretty much anything else. And some don't even require a pulse (ICK!)... now THAT's sick.

At 11:31 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

wop- yuck!!! ;) There are certain talents that I like to showcase the first time I'm with a man that require the ability to breath through my nose.... at this time I am having trouble managing that.

He will wait and he will be grateful that he did in the end.


At 11:37 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

Wow, I just took a huge chug of nyquil and it is hitting me freaking fast. I feel very highhhhhh bc,hgb jk'

At 11:39 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

I have a bunch of AK&US if you want that...

As for the nose breathing, you do pilates for them too???

At 1:49 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

ummm- yeah, pilates, that's it. ;)
Remember my idea for porn star pilates? I need to make that happen.

At 1:51 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

Awww Steph I hope you feel better soon. You have to get well for ACL! That is if Rita doesn't ruin it! That little bitch...

I can't take Nyquil anymore. One time I had to fight myself to open my eyes so that I could run to the bathroom to pee when I was all hopped up on that stuff. Another time I got into a car accident on the way to work after a night of Nyquil induced sleep. I was so groggy I started crying and couldn't stop and it wasn't even tear worthy...uuggh!

P.S. Boys are dumb

At 3:29 PM, Blogger petrow said...

kimber oh kimber, she has great taste people......speaking of taste, i wonder what kimber...mmmmmm lol.

At 7:42 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

You'd be sexy with lepresy, babe.

At 5:49 AM, Blogger wopanese said...

Ahh, I DEFINITELY understand that one. I feel the same way, in fact. For me, it's the first step in my Inhibition Removal Program... ;)

At 6:55 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Haven't heard of Layer Cake, but I'll seek it out now. I like cake. That's all the reason I need.

Be well, darling! And sex EB already when you're well.

At 3:04 PM, Blogger Sam said...

I need to see Layer Cake, H3.2 has it around here somewhere... Tell Cuban boy to kiss your butt. I'm over him.


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