Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, September 16, 2005

Some quotes for you.

Nothing to share here - no items of note from last night.

Here are some random tidbits I have written down in my trusty notebook I carry in my purse- snippets from actual conversations I've had lately.

"I'll kill anything."

"You know muu-muus used to be sexy, I don't know what has happened to them."

"That car is so sexy I would fuck the tailpipe if they would let me."

"I'm better at being on top now."

"Apparently I'm really good at eating the pussy."

"My jeans now have a hole in the crotch, how did that happen?"

"Tigers drink beer."

"Skinny penis' are the worst - I hate them so much."

"Well I masturbate all the time."

"All of my slut slots are filled right now."

I said 3 of them.

Oh, and I just looked back and realised that I haven't had sex since August. It's almost like I'm married or something. Fixing that is on my 'to do' list for this weekend.

19 Comments:

At 8:35 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

hehe, I said the tiger comment. We were pulling into an On the Go Exxon station seeking beer. My logic, Tigers like beer. There will be here. I still like it.

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Mu mu's used to be sexy?!!! WHEN?!

Oh, that is just the most twisted, evil, disgusting thing I've heard since I had lunch with Michael Jackson and Paula Poundstone.

My mom wears those things. Its a tablecloth with 2 fat legs sticking out.

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Dammit! Pixel beat me by 2 minutes.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

I was wondering where the tiger comment came from - kudos to you for remembering!!!
Alas there was no beer there, right?

Memphis - yes, that's why I had to write it down!!!!! Pixel is quick like that, you have to watch her!

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Maybe you got married and just don't know it. Like some third world ritual where you don't actually have to be there.

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

Thank you history channel: Mumus were popular in the polyanisian islands, where large women are considered much more beautiful than skinny twigs. Genetically, the fat says we can bear many strong warriors.

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Stair- oh dear lord lets hope not. unless it was to Vin, Vin I could live with.

Pix- good to know.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

Now, that I think back, I think I said the skinny penis comment to. But really, they are the very, very worst. The follow-up quote to that was something like. ``I hate chocholate. Skinny penises and chocolate, they are both the worst.

Steph, I have a chance to get two Lyle Lovett tickets for either Monday or Tueday. You want me to try for them?

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

but of course.

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger Pirate said...

August of what year? I also like eating cats.

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Steph,
that is some funny shit, my dear. Have a great weekend.

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger katarina said...

I need to move to a polyanisian island.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Great quotes. Most of the notable ones around here occur over breakfast.

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Clint said...

girl you say some crazy shit.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Since AUGUST?!! I can't fucking believe it. That's horrible. Hurry, go fuck something/one before it dries out and runs away due to neglect. Cunt Protective Services (CPS) might haul your ass away. Whew.

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

The tailpipe fucking, I would like to see that!

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Steph said...

Must get laid

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Pirate - of this year of course!! I would prolly kill myself if it was last year....

Todd- thankyouverymuch. Let's get naked.

Kat- let's go!!!

Andi- no doubt!

Clint- I didn't say them all!!! (The tailpipe wasn't me!)

Sam - I know!!! CPS - ha!!! ;)

Non- indeed!

Steph- must...

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger wopanese said...

Not since August? Damn. I would say I feel your pain but...


Mumu's are sexy when they're on the floor in a pile.
Sexy car - has he ever seen the faux-mercial for the Mercury Mistress? Great "ad"
"Apparently .. good ... pussy" - this ability is the key to getting to the freaky stuff... with SOME women. Truly.
Jeans - well how else can you get 'em on?
Skinny penis - good to know.
Masturbate - I'm happy/sad for that person
Slut slots - sounds like some new Vegas game...
---
I guess the real test is figuring out which 3 you said. Anyone?

 

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