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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Corny dogs and such

I'm off to the state fair today with my coworkers. Is it a big deal everywhere else?

Mmmmmmmm- corny dogs......

I have a lunch date with The Suit tomorrow. He called me yesterday afternoon to say his email was down, just in case I had sent him something he wanted me to know he didn't get it. I had slipped away from work early and was home watching Batman cartoons and drinking a beer. When I told him so he had a very favorable reaction to the cartoon watching.

Nothing exciting from last night to report - pretty slow all in all.

I think Tall Boy found out about Damien (they are friends- shut up.) He has been standoffish the last few days.

Yeah, so that's it.

Y'all be good, I will have something disgusting and fried at the fair in your honor.

13 Comments:

At 7:58 AM, Blogger Osbasso said...

Didn't Texas invent the deep-fried Twinkie? Have a couple of things like that for me--they haven't made it up to MT yet.....

What was up yesterday? I tried your site a couple of times and got nothing but a white screen??

 
At 8:19 AM, Anonymous mikey said...

ten bucks says that at least one of your (male) co-workers tries to win you a big stuffed animal so he can get in your pants.

and really, who could blame them?

make sure to have a funnel cake! gotta love the funnel cakes...

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger MollyNormal said...

My fave thing at the state fair is funnel cake. yummy. Not only good to eat at the fair, but also good to eat off someone's body, albeit a tad sticky.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

These year's favorite deep-fried treat is fried peanut butter and bannanna sandwhiches, in honor of Elvis. If she eats one, ...well, I think she has the good sense not to eat one.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Dan said...

Be wary of guys offering you a taste of their cream-filled corn dog. Especially if they're holding it near their crotch!

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Nick said...

Why WOULDN'T you try a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That sounds good, actually. It's not like you're gonna eat healthy at the fair anyway. Don't forget the fried corn! If I go to the fair (which I probably won't) I'm going to try to fulfill one of my lifelong dreams, to screw a carnie.

 
At 1:35 PM, Anonymous mikey said...

duuuuuude. why didn't i think of this before?

ok, so. last week was your first time having sex in a car, right? well... have you had sex on any state fair rides? if you could somehow manage that (at your work function, no less), well then... you'd be my hero.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Other Brother said...

I miss Looney Toons. They don't show them anymore.
And I haven't seen them at the state fair, but down home at the Rice Festival they have a Cajun Pistol that will make you slap your mama.
Cajun Pistol = crab, shrimp, etouffe, cheese stuffed into a french roll and deep fried.

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

i request a bag of cotton candy and a candied apple!

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

I love Fair food. Have a corn dog, and email me a picture of you eating it. God, I hate myself.

 
At 5:34 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

If you have a fried twinkie, pickle, or snicker let me know. Anything else is unacceptable.

I think you've provided us all with decent masturbatory material in your previous posts. I've always wanted to do it in a car.

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger katarina said...

I've done it in a car. I never really liked it. I like to stretch out in the make.

I tried your site a couple of times yesterday and found nothing also.

I hate carnivals. We always walk around once and leave. The rides are a bust and always too expensive. The food is always good though. French fries are my favorite. I don't eat red meat, so that leaves a lot of the other stuff out.

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger Steph said...

I haven't been to a State Fair since I was a kid but used to love going. Have fun!

 

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