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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Could I be any more pissy?

I think not.

At least this makes me smile:


I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you want to read about my sexploits you have to put up with pictures of my fur babies.

Is she not the cutest thing in the world? In her natural habitat, trying to keep me from reading (she's pretty sure that books are the devil.)

19 Comments:

At 8:02 AM, Blogger MollyNormal said...

I heard that. I'm pissy too. Tuesdays suck big donkey wankers.

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger AndyT13 said...

At the risk of getting my head ripped off...

Regarding the suit:
The most obvious thing to do is LIE. "Sure honey, I won't sleep with anyone but you." Then see if he has the goods. If he does you can reasses. If not you can dump him. You can't really know if he's got any moxie on the ball until you ball him. Who knows? Maybe he'd be good for you?

Ah-HAHAHAHA! Ahem. Sorry.

 
At 8:40 AM, Anonymous mikey said...

wha? i come here for the dog and cat pics, and have to put up with the sex stories. heh.

ok, maybe not. but it sounds honorable.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

molly- agreed.

andy- dont think the thought hasnt crossed my mind...

mikey :) damn those sex stories!!

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

Pinkerbell looks a little evil there.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

cute pussy

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

oh, no. waterboy quotes flying into my brain.

"no. you're wrong col sanders. momma's right."

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger coops said...

Hi Texas,

I get the feeling I have seen that pussy before. A little paws for thought.

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

When I asked for an extreme close-up picture of your pussy, that wasn't what I had in mind.

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger wopanese said...

what big, blue eyes you have...
I'd make the almost obligatory pussy joke here, but I see I've been beaten to the punch. Ahh well, I love the nice fur ...

well, you get the picture.

 
At 6:39 AM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Fur baby pics are the best!

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

And Andy is right. It works. What's one little lie anyway?

 
At 7:51 AM, Anonymous Richard Rasputin said...

I read you occasionally for prurient interest, but you & the other hedonist young women blogging these circles have some really fucked-up psychological problems. Good chance your over-orientation around sex came from childhood abuse -- it is amenable to therapy, you know. What are your longterm goals (that's more for YOU to think about, not me.)

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger Steph said...

Awwww..she's so cute. Looks like the cat I had growing up

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Honestly Richard I would attribute my fear of commitment beyond sex to the 4 years I wasted being devoted to a man that left me for a 19 year old, or perhaps to the discovery of a hugely damaging lie my male best friend of 10 years maintained for our entire relationship.

Or maybe I just like to be fucked hard. Who knows?

Thanks for your input, but please be assured that I have the most wonderful parents that anyone could possibly ask for, and there was no abuse to speak of.

If you are offended by our 'hedonistic' behavior then I suggest you move right along. Or you can keep jerking off to it while your wife is out of the house, either way.

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

Hey Richard, Come leave comments on my blog too! I swear I am just as ``messed up.'' Come one, it's not a good day until I have pissed someone off.

But I do have to give props for your vocabulary. But doesn't prurient mean you have an high interest in sex and sexual matters? Just asking.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger LadyLover69 said...

cool pick. cats love to read too.

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

I love when they do that. Too cute!

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Your kitty is sooo cute. I'll take fur balls pics any day. From the right person, that is.

 

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