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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, November 11, 2005

It has been done

Without having to tell any lies, I finally had sex with The Suit. All I can say is meh.

I suppose he has potential, but I got to field questions afterwards like "what do you think our kids would look like" and "are you falling in love with me?"

Gag.

I should have known better.

My responses were "what the hell are you talking about" and "I don't fall in love."

And then I had to stay the night and get up pre-dawn to make the hour long drive home to get ready for work.

Bah.

22 Comments:

At 6:34 AM, Blogger NBS said...

haha, damn, should have slapped the fucker asking them questions

so after all that work, he wasnt any good anyways... i wounder how long he will stalk you for after this???

 
At 8:42 AM, Anonymous mikey said...

whoa, slow down, crazy suit guy! isn't there a rule about not mentioning "love" after the first time you have sex with someone? if there isn't, there should be! (yes, even if you are in love... people say crazy things after they've just cum)

the Suit is obviously a #6.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Too much trouble. Avoid him heartily.

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

I didn't think you were going to sleep with him after last weekend's comments (or maybe it was that he wasn't going to let you sleep with him).

Does this surprise anyone? No. Will it surprise anyone if you dump this guy? Absol-frickin-lutely not.

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Next thing you know there's a dead bunny in a pot on your kitchen stove. Ditch him.

Well, do him again if you think it might be more than "meh" but ditch him after.

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Pixel said...

Mikey, that list is great! I have dated, or at least, been hit on by some of those men. The sugar daddy hit on me just last week, lol

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

WTF? was it worth it? Those questions alone would have prompted me to make the hour drive home at any hour so as to sleep in my own, non gay question asking bed...that's suit's crayzee! might be time to move on. Does he know where you live? This one could be the most dangerous of them all!!

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

nbs- i should have! He was ok - maybe the thrill of the chase took away from it. I felt like I did a lot of the work.

mikey- agreed - hes crazy

Andi- i will get right on that

stair- you know how i am, tell me no and im going to make it happen.

non- size wise there is potential, but im just not sure..... no boiling bunnies for me thanks!

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

funky - he doesnt know where i live thank goodness!!! i bet he wont be psycho, but you never can tell.

Gah. How do I get myself in to these things?

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger MollyNormal said...

Steph - if the sex was a "meh," I wonder having it with the Suit is worth having to be put through 20 personal and ridiculous questions. If GHG asked me what I thought our kids would look like, I'd kick him out naked into the street (and I've been doing him for almost 3 months!!)

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

i love how you said doing instead of dating... :) kindred spirit

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

because he said "no"??? Damn, tonight I'm unveiling my new pickup line, "I will not have sex with you. EVER."

I'll let you know how (un)successful I am.

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Ick. I think I'd give up if I were you.

Those kinds of questions shouldn't come from one night.

Actually, they should never come. The questions, not the man.

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger katarina said...

what was his reaction when you said that to him?

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

Damnit...I was kind of rooting for the Suit too. He lost my vote with the Q&A session afterwards though. Maybe he was impressed by his own performance.

So does the Suit get a second go round?

 
At 2:00 AM, Blogger lala said...

"Meh"??

Who cares about the questions afterwards, the "meh" comment alone indicates its all over....

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Clint said...

what a dipshit...who the hell says shit like that?

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger aughra said...

gag gag gag.

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger Willie Jeff Clinton said...

If you want some no-strings-attached action, I can help you out in that area.

I know you didn't vote for me, but I'll vote for your hot ass everytime.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

oh honey, get the hell out of there and marry paul already...

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Steph said...

Questions after sex should be a no-no. There should be a law put into effect. You have to wait a certain amount of hours before turning into a creepy, needy mess

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Ew. That's so gross. Not the "you having sex" part. The "kids and love" part. And the so-so sex part. I'm sorry. That sucks ass.

 

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