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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Monday, November 14, 2005

Yum

This is the cake I got for my sister's birthday yesterday:

Aren't you sad I am not your sister?

Oh the things I could do with some of that frosting and the right naked person....

In other news, due to the assholish thing Pixel’s date did to her this weekend I will now be becoming a lesbian.

I will accept applications for my new lesbian lover between the hours of 7-11:30 pm. Frosting optional. No wait, bring the frosting.

That is all.

19 Comments:

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Kat's Nine Lives said...

Steph -

What a beautifule cake! Too pretty to eat...

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger ago-go said...

helloooo? you already have a wife!

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger Ian said...

I have absolutely NO WISH to be your sister. I would feel compelled to use a baseball bat to deliver percussive maintenance upon way to many boys.

 
At 2:20 PM, Blogger Poolboy said...

Having a sister is way overrated.

Having a lesbian lover, on the other hand...

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger art said...

I would like to apply to be your lesbian lover; I am however trapped in a man's body but beleive we can get beyond that =)

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

That is the most awesome frosting job I've EVER seen.

Ago-go, this is Steph we're talking about. She could turn a lesbian wife and lover every which-way but loose and still go out to a titty bar afterwards.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

I can be an "old school" lesbian. I have a flannel shirt and sensible shoes.

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

By the way, I am SO glad you're not my sister. If you were, the thoughts I have about you would be really disgusting.

 
At 4:55 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

kat- it was lovely!

ago-go - you are always #1 with me, but you are so damn far away..... a girl has needs you know *sniff*

Ian- so very sweet, all of this talk of bashing in skulls

anon- agreed

art- im not convinced

Andi- have you been to Market Street? what a selection!!

your - lol, can you now? ;)

 
At 5:07 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

todd- you are too much!!

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

I got something better than frosting, babe...

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Osbasso said...

What all do you need in the application? Can I help you screen the applicants? Will there be a test?

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger MollyNormal said...

Steph - send me an application, will ya? Boys are too much trouble.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger katarina said...

I'm starting to wonder if I picked the wrong team too.
It's been said many times:
Boys suck. Throw rocks at them.

 
At 10:04 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

mmmmm frosting...

ummm, what that asshole did to your friend on Sat night is inexcusable (sp?) what an asshole I hope there is some retaliation coming his way.

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger Ian said...

Os - I wouldn't feel comfortable screen testing in front of you. I don't think I can quite get in the right mood. Perhaps if you really got into the frosting..

 
At 6:03 AM, Blogger Johnny said...

steph,
if you were my sister itd just be incest.

course thats not illegal in west virginia.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

non- do tell (wide eyed and innocent)

Os- I need to think about the application process, but you will be the 1st to know!!!

Molly- will do (you know you cannot give up the penis)

Kat- yep. My first night of being a lesbian found me out with two men. Sigh. Oh well.

Bee- I hope so too. They suck.

Ian - lol. Os covered in frosting or you, or maybe both??

Johnny. you sick bastard. call me later. ;)

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Um... it's not during the hours... but since I'm me and all... can I have the job?

 

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