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"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Friday, December 30, 2005

Bored at work

I am bitterly disappointed because I wanted to go to the Cross Canadian Ragweed concert tonight but the damn thing is sold out. Shut up, I’m allowed to like country music, I do live in Texas after all.

I had a conversation with somebody earlier this week that went something like this:

“Don’t put that porn in, you know there is a rule against you watching porn in my house.”
“Rule, what rule?”
“The rule put in place after ‘the incident.’”
“Pshaw, but Dion has never seen your porn collection.”
“I don’t care, he can go home and watch his own porn. What made you think I would want to watch porn with him anyway, I just met him tonight.”
“Hey, how about you give us a little head instead?”
“Us? You are trying to get yourself and your friend laid? I already told you I would never, ever fuck you. Think 'the world is ending and we need someone to populate yet she still says no.' Somebody needs to lay off of the crack.”
“You know I sell that, right?”
“We’re going to the bar and you are buying all of my drinks.”
“Allright 'lil mama.”
“You so will never, ever see me naked.”

I cannot wait for people I actually like hanging out with to get back in town.


At 11:29 AM, Blogger Dr. Syn said...

Greetings....'Sorry to hear that you are stuck at work (not to mention, bored!). Here's a suggestion for the next time all go out of town. Take a bottle, or a few, of your favorite beverage (Crown Royal, &/or whatever). Then go into hibernation mode. It's not the most fun thing to do, but it eliminates having to deal with those that are left! Cheers!

At 11:38 AM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

I have been hibernating, this was my one and only attempt with mingling with outsiders!!!

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Osbasso said...

I still think it was a mistake on my part not to swing through DFW on my way home from Nashville! (have I looked at a map lately???).

Bummer about the concert--they kick ass!

At 12:09 PM, Blogger Dr. Syn said...

Greetings, again........Silly question, do you have a chance of ending hibernation for New Year's Eve? Cheers.

At 12:15 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

Os, I agree, big, big mistake!!!! No fear, we will meet some time!

They do kick ass. I will catch em next time, meanwhile I will obsessively listen to Soul Gravy.

syn- oh yes, I will be out for the evening. Plans are not completely firm at this point, but I will be running the streets for sure.

Beware Dallas.

At 1:54 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

I love CCR!!! A girl I used to work with claims to be related to one of them, but I think she thinks all hicks are related. Whatever. Good music.

At 8:23 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

ha ha...where ARE your real friends...? We need them back pronto!

At 8:24 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

ha ha...where ARE your real friends...? We need them back pronto!

At 9:35 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Rock on baby! I love your conversations.


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