Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Monday, December 05, 2005

New focus

I am now planning on focusing my attention on getting this filly in my bed as a part of my new lesbian lifestyle.

Hey, I might as well aim high, right?

Rarrrrrr. Yes, she shall be mine.

I just got the following email from The Suit:

"Hey babe, good news, I got a raise and I will be making $500-$1,000 more a month in commission. The first thing I thought when they told me was there would be more money to spend on you."

Oh gosh. I really have to do this soon.


At 12:46 PM, Blogger Pixel said...

Step off, she is mine and you know it.

At 12:47 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

she was mine before you kissed her. i am here to reclaim her. i dont want to have to rumble with you.....

At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Sorry to read your previous post. As a male of the species, I would like to say that we are not all like that. Some of us believe that using doors for their purpose, does not require a second thought (as does putting the seat/lid down!). Some things are also best done behind closed doors. One does not wake up the non-morning person, quietly gets up & ready to go. One then leaves a note saying, " I didn't want to wake you, talk to you later!" If I felt that I needed constant reassurance, then I'm obviously "at the wrong party ". If you are having a good time with someone, you do not ever bring the parents into the picture. It's too easy for the lady to look at them, then turn to the male & announce, "Now, it all makes sense!" As for talking about marriage, if you are having a great time with each other, one should be so busy (or exhausted?) that the subject should not come up for a very long time. That's my worthless 2 cents worth.

At 8:49 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...

yikes! well, maybe you should wait until he spends some of his raise money on you...then get rid of him ;O)

well, if you're really over him it might be a sooner is better situation.

At 10:19 PM, Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

Anon says all the right things.

At 3:10 AM, Blogger yournamehere said...

I, for one, would like to see Pixel and Steph rumble, and by "rumble" I mean "cover each other in honey and play 'Winnie the Pooh'."

At 3:51 AM, Blogger katarina said...

Now that's a mental picture.

He's really going to be hurt. Pull the band-aid quickly.

And then run to Paul.

At 8:18 AM, Blogger nongirlfriend said...

Wait until after the holidays. Who knows what you might score.

God, I sound horribly crass. I'm blaming everything bad I say or do on the drugs for the next few days...

At 11:21 AM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Isn't she with Ellen? "Can you afford that?" is the real question.

He calls you "babe"??? Eewwww.

At 4:43 PM, Blogger Sam said...

I would share her with you. Any day. Yummy. Dump the damn suit.


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