Items of Note

"Sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." -Hilary Faye

Monday, February 06, 2006

Oh, and apparently I will be having a lot of nooners in this relationship- sweet!!

You know it's bad news when I say to Pixel "I think he is a lot more sexual than I am - holy crap!"


At 12:12 PM, Blogger The Funky Bee said...'re gonna be getting your excercise! Try not to get too sore.

At 12:21 PM, Blogger Stairwell said...

Well, at least you can say that you're going to "workout" on your lunch breaks.

At 12:35 PM, Blogger Princess Steph said...

which is really funny 'cause he is a personal trainer....

At 2:19 PM, Blogger Dr. Syn said...

Greetings..........As you've picked up on my sense of humour, I can ask this. Have you considered working with the Texas Tourism Board? You could be the spokesperson for Texas. You tell people what really goes on there. Soon the hotels would be full, airports busier, your "haunts" will be filled with eager men, & the economy would boom. You could enjoy things, and get paid for it...........somehow that did not sound right, did it? Cheers!

At 7:00 AM, Blogger Johnny said...

And hung like a donkey?


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